Housing

It's a B---
Don't touch it, you fool! It's the Credit History Eraser Button!
2009-09-23 14:50:42 by icanhasbailout

Received in the mail. It's little things like this which make me glad the U.S. Postal Service is chartered by the Constitution itself.

That alarm will definitely wake you up!

Yes, you too can be underwater on a house, sold to you in the name of artificially propping up market prices. The moment the program ends, so will the price support - you will be out the difference, as it was "Sold to you!"

Kids, don't do it.

History Eraser Button (Ren and Stimpy)

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