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BofA: In ur base
killing ur property rightz
2010-02-14 07:28:49 by icanhasbailout

In a stunning and audacious move to stave off impending insolvency, the BofA faction (ticker symbol: ZERG) broke its turtled position to launch a fresh new assault.

Unleashing a swarm of accountlings, the BofA forces advanced on a position in the southeast corner of the map, known colloquially as "Spring Hill, Florida".

Finding the site bereft of armed occupants, drones immediately swarmed local resource sites to strip them of valuable crystals and Vespene gas.

P.R. Hydralisk G'brssihik offered only a brief statement in Zergish, which translated roughly into "All ur base are belong to us."

No Overseers were available for comment.

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